Milwaukee Cheese Cannon

A grotesquely legendary gastrointestinal event, triggered by consuming an obscene quantity of Wisconsin dairy—typically a cocktail of deep-fried cheese curds, Velveeta nachos, and lukewarm gas station string cheese.

Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.

Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.

⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.

After three plates of loaded cheddar fries and a bucket of queso dip, Kyle let off a Milwaukee Cheese Cannon in the porta-potty at Lambeau.

by Pseudonymless name July 7, 2025

Raw Cheese

The best bit of bud around, always getting it off of the plug to get whiffed with the firm.

She said "the weeds dead", I said "Wa? That's Raw Cheese"

by JasonKellow June 8, 2023

cheesed over

Something that is broken and not working correctly.

My truck motor is cheesed over because I ran it without oil.

by JoeyBomm April 17, 2024

Cheese Pizza

It’s a code used for Child P**n used on YouTube so YT doesn’t demonetise the channel that used the actual word.

YouTuber: “YouTuber has been exposed for using Child p- *ahem* I mean Cheese Pizza!”

by Reinbokuru April 4, 2024

Cheese

To be fake about something. Acting like you’re tough shit when you’re not

That nigga finna cheese with him on Jah fr fr no cap

by OofMoment420 August 5, 2019

macaroni & cheesing

When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.

1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.

by Toastybuns November 22, 2014

Dick Cheese

Seasoning that builds up to add flavor to blowjobs

Girl 1- He has dick cheese
Girl 2- Ooooooo flavoring

by Ass and dicks December 15, 2020