cheese lid

A layer of cheese so thick that it renders the goods underneath indistinguishable.

Margy: "Ah, dang. I left the quiche in the oven too long and burnt the top. Now it's garbage."
Tony: "Don't trash it. Just throw a cheese lid on it and nobody will even know."

by sun dog March 2, 2020

Cheesing the weasel

Fooling an asshole into thinking he’s having sex with you, when he’s actually ducking a tube of Pringles

“My ex-boyfriend was trying to get back with me, so I was cheesing the weasel to show I’m not interested”

by Frii October 27, 2022

Tim Cheese

The cold blooded killer of John Pork.

Did you hear what Tim Cheese did to John Pork?

by dotjsh April 12, 2025

Swiss people speak cheese

When someone says something incredibly dumb expecting a laugh but no one laughs and the room goes silent

Cole:” no , Swiss people speak cheese”
Myles, Leo and Dwayne: “…….”

by myleslikesman April 4, 2022

Complete Cheese

A word used when something is complete shit. When someone is completely dumb and act like shit or do something shitty you say complete cheese

“That play was complete cheese”

by complete cheese person May 29, 2018

cheese savoury

The gayest of any sandwich filling

Hey look at Dave eating that cheese savoury sandwich. He must be gay

by Matty365 January 12, 2023

Cheese pie

When a guy doesn’t shower and has dick cheese and the cheese slides off his dick while sticking it into a vagina. Making it a cheese pie

Hey babe I haven’t showered in a few days you want a cheese pie

by Cheese1master5000 February 15, 2021