John

. Fast runner. Ugly. Broke. nickname KBL (king baby leg). A back surgeon, BBO CEO. Marvin best friend auntie baby cousin lil boy Friend. He is a good person. But deep down know’s he aint shit.

Girl i was feeling this one dude he seem to have potential until he start talking and i realized he aint shit. Didnt get his name i think he was a John

by Jrosssy January 31, 2020

john

the meaning of John is a very ugly boy who has a crush on a fugly girl called Victoria who likes white strong boys dick from primary school

jOHN: I love u, Vicky
Victoria: I love u but I like white boys and there dicks two

by johns bruda May 27, 2019

Long John Silver

When you eat out a bitch and then she cuts out and leaves without giving you anything in return

I was chilling with this bitch last night and she gave me the old long John silver and dipped out before I burned the head

by That White Man Crazy May 8, 2025

casual john

A smooth talking, slow walking, sex pest.

Ay up, look at that fella over there - sneaking by those nice bitches like a right Casual John.

by Captain Mastafuck March 10, 2021

John Snow

An old man’s white pubic hair that is overgrown with his penis barely poking out.

The dressing room door was open and I saw that man’s John Snow.

by ForrestBeau June 22, 2024

Papa John's Day of Reckoning

noun
1. A time of crisis or need.
2. When you have a bad feeling about a certain moment that is about to happen.

"I'm bad at soccer, so my Papa John's Day of Reckoning is P.E."

by Nocaerc January 8, 2020

John

The sexiest beast ever trumps mat and Aaron the most perfect person that could penetrate the womb with just the tip and eve. The gods could not fit this penis in their planner sized asses the galaxy wide and 2 galaxy’s long veins popping out and come that tastes like cake you could get hooked on it with one sip and often level by super straight people

Damn that guy has the penis of a John.

by Sheryl Biden March 6, 2022