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Only the shooter is responsible

Says Ben Shapiro... UNLESS the shooter is a Jew!
Hym "In which case, it's Hamas' fault. 'Only the shooter is responsible' unless he's on my team. Then it's the other teams fault."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2024
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*Insert sarcastic response*

YOU KNOW... You did it to every question I just asked.
Hym "Because you're not actually more mature, you're not more intelligent, and you're not BETTER. Your social skills are what get YOU laid. What gets YOU laid is spreading you legs for every fat cock you meet until you find one that's enough of a loser that he can't trade up. He's a fat cock but you're the best he can do and now I have to sit and listen to *insert sarcastic response* while a finger is wagged at me for BEING RIGHT. Your deserve it every time it happens you piece of shit."
by Hym Iam August 13, 2024
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Bitter and resentful

I mean, if you're so fucking concerned with what happens when people are bitter and resentful...
Hym "Then how about you don't deliberately do things to make people bitter and resentful? I mean, you can't possibly delude yourself into believing you're not doing this to me because you're not bitter and resentful. Well... Ok yeah no you probably can but listen: How about not stealing all of their shit. How about not denigrating them as barbarians. Or maybe not treating their culture as inferior."

Dr. Jeepjorp "Or they could just not be bitter and resentful in spite of me doing that."

Hym "Yeah, no good plan! Here, hold this:"

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Dr. Jeepjorp "Noooo! Me organs!"

Hym "Oh no... You're bleeding and dying... Have you tried not bleeding and not dying? You know you've made an error if you're bleeding and dying... That error being: I have stabbed you. God hates bleeding and- Well, no, actually it loves that... Almost as much as I do!"
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
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White man resonance

When you speak in such a way that other tables can hear you over the din of a restaurant
That guy really had white man resonance, we heard his whole story over dinner
by Msis February 13, 2024
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Michellin 5 star Restaurant

Michellin 5 star Restaurant is a fun nickname for you friend named Michelle.
Me: "Hey Michellin 5 star Restaurant!"

Michellin 5 star Restaurant: "Kys"
by TakobSohreJenkhoff April 16, 2024
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the great reset

You go back to 0.01$
Bro ima donate 50k to activate the great reset
by Shæt April 27, 2024
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a brief resprite

A short break where you imbibe a fizzy beverage from a green can or dimpled plastic bottle.
On hot days I like to take a brief resprite every hour or two when working outdoors.
by QuacksO April 30, 2024
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