Cum

yummy man juice

person 1:can u cum in my cup pleas cuz im thirsty

person 2:ofc bby

by fwfwrvve November 8, 2021

Cum rocket

Similar to a snot rocket. You squeeze your dick and small cum rockets shoot out. As Jimmy Neutron used to say, gotta blast!

Big Easy: I was shooting snot rockets on golf course the other day. They were so big, I was filling divots.

Stoney: That’s dope. I was shooting cum rockets the other day. They were so big, I could fill whores with them.

Big Easy: I wanna be like you when I grow old.

by Stoney69 November 24, 2023

cum

in your ass

cum happens when sex

by 123MYYOU June 6, 2022

cum

cum is cum so cum is made out of cum and cum also cum (cum)

cummy cum cum cum he sucked on my hard 100 inch giant horse cock

by cum_master8=====D December 13, 2022

Cum Nugget

When you cum so hard that you force out a kidney

Dude last night I blew a cum nugget.

by CannoliUnholy November 15, 2019

Cum Bucket

A bucket full of cum

I came in a bucket and now I have a Cum Bucket

by AbramIsGay May 8, 2024

cummings

A unit of measurement for calculating how much bullshit you can get away with despite evidence to the contrary. Usually the bullshit comes from the bullshitter, making this hypocritical at best and a blatant abuse of power at worst.

I just used the full cummings and the whole country fell for it.

by Anton LaBleu May 29, 2020