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Urban Dictionary

A place where anyone can write whatever they want about someone or something, no matter if it’s true or not, and have it published for the entire world to see.
Bob: Did you read the definition of that on Urban Dictionary?

Fred: Yes, I did.

Bob: Well it wasn’t a definition. It was an opinion of someone. A terrible opinion of someone.

Fred: But Urban Dictionary calls it a definition.

Bob: Sadly, they do.
by ESquadGrobanite May 19, 2018
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A website you go to when you're bored, it's also a website where you can find jacked up definitions of words, oh and also it's a place where people make definitions of their own names and make the definition something like "Shy, quirky but a great friend when you get to know them. Perfect personality and also they're the greatest thing man has ever created".
1. "ughhhhh I'm so bored time to look at the stupid defs on urban dictionary"
2. Desktop means my fat juicy ass
3. Carl is the FUCKING BEST MAN EVER
by 01000010 01001001 01001110 010 January 20, 2021
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The act of making a normal phrase or word into the most sexual, racist, homophobic, sexist, batshit, most fucked up definition you have ever heard
Cookie? Shark? Chicken? Urban Dictionary defines all of these as a sex term.
by Pspspspspspsps January 29, 2023
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A stupid ass website where people submit definitions about sex, names, and bands
I wish I never went to urban dictionary
by Ican2 June 3, 2022
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by wediisswag September 2, 2016
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Pothole of an absurd and obscure collection of various definitions submitted by ass-hats that really enjoy putting their time and effort into making incels like me burst into laughter.
Urban Dictionary
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by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020
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Urban Dick

An Urban Dick is someone who writes about their own name in Urban Dictionary because they can never get a date and spend the majority of their time on discord harassing underaged people on discord whilst pinching their own nipples fantasizing about League of Legends characters. They often ask why no one loves them in their mother's basement and use Urban Dictionary to feel better about themselves.
Person 1: did you see what (Person 3) Posted on the Urban dictionary about himself? It's Kinda creepy.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such an Urban Dick.
by GooeyGo20 March 14, 2021
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