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Honey Nut Guts

When someone gives a blowjob to completion and swallows after having put honey on the dick they were sucking.
Did you hear? Lisa woke up horny yesterday so George gave her some honey nut guts to start the day.
by RadioCryptid October 15, 2023
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Turtle Nuts

When a guy’s ballsack shrivels and shrinks due to the freezing temperatures
Guy 1: Dude its freezing outside..
Guy 2: Dawg i’m finna get turtle nuts for real.
by nonatesgiven06 June 11, 2024
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nut fluffer

Noun: The title of the person who makes the male model's penis erect before the start of the pornographic film.
"John loved being a nut fluffer because he enjoyed sexually arousing men."
by pomegranatesoupspoons March 21, 2017
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Nut Shell-shock

The act of beating it so hard, once you finish it is hard to concentrate on things other than what you were doing.
Person 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
Person 2: Huh..? Sorry I'm in nut shell-shock right now.
by TheGamingPop July 19, 2023
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auto-nutting

when someone's latency in voice chat is so bad, it sounds like theyre gargling the ballsack of optimus prime...
person 1: is he auto-nutting?
person 2: can you hear him?
person 3: yea... he's auto-nutting...
by fl3rn87 July 23, 2024
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Finger Nut

This expression is used when you want someone to get better.Have a weird,mild sexual innuendo in it,but it's still used to express concern for someone we love.
by Pufflehuffthegrey June 29, 2022
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