Twirling the Ballerina

To masterbate in private under the guise of a supposed night out with a beautiful girl.

Last night I spent my time twirling the ballerina.

by dominic208 September 7, 2009

stain the back seats

staining the back seats is when you engage in sexual activity in the back seats of a car. In most cases, stains are left from the sexual activity the occurred in the back seats, hence the name, "stain" the back seats.

Chris asked Stacy if she wanted to stain the back seats with him and she rejected him and called him a pervert.

by h0ttsAuCE808 October 6, 2009

Smokey the Badass

Smokey the Badass is the replacement for the old 'Smokey the Bear'.

He has a hook for a leg and his Badassery is unmatched by other bears like Yogi and Winnie.

He urinates pure fire.

I'm badass.

You know who's badass? Smokey the Badass. He pisses fire on forest fires. 'Badass' fire beats fire.

by Xildra October 9, 2009

riding the buzz train

The state of being somewhat intoxicated, but not completely shitfaced.

Lawrence took 5 shots before the basketball game, so he wouldn't be completely fucking bored the whole time. Lawrence was Riding the Buzz Train.

by Moby Bigdick March 12, 2010

Shaking the Bishop

Jacking off, masturbation, wacking off

* Shakes girls hand *

" What is that white crap all over your hands ?!"

"My bad, I just got done shaking the bishop."

by Missstermanies March 25, 2010

Putting the bike in the trunk

Anal sex.

"I met up with that chick Mary from the mall the other night, bro..."

"Ya?? How'd it go?"

"I am thinking about putting the bike in the trunk..."

"Dude, you're gonna put your Schwinn in there?? No way!!

by peternorthHUGE May 15, 2010

Fight The Bear

A four piece band from the UK, offering music that is non genre specific and geographically oppose the pacific. Often described as "terrific" they remain for many, psuedoscientific.

You can listen to Fight The Bear here.

www.fightthebear.co.uk
www.facebook.com/fightthebearUK

by Ace Freaky July 9, 2010