Skinny penis 

A kid that lives in blairsville by the name of Drake Lee Carter

Hey look it’s skinny penis

Skinny penis by Thesamanthaslayer October 27, 2019

mind penis 

Objectification of the concept of intellectual masturbation; the mind penis is the mean through which the former can be perpetrated.

That class mostly consists of the prof. jerkin' his mind penis in front of the class.

mind penis by Olibaba March 26, 2009

minty penis 

What your penis feels like after your woman eats a bunch of mints before blowing you.

Girl: Minty penis?
Guy: Yes please!

minty penis by gsyn June 23, 2011

Unicorn Penis 

The #1 best thing to yell in a school hallway.
The #1 producer of glitter
The biggest damn penis you can find

That boy is such a Unicorn Penis.
Where did you get so much glitter? From a unicorn penis.

How do Unicorn Penis' rob banks? They jizz glitter in the police officers eyes.

Unicorn Penis by Jajajajajajajahahajajaja January 2, 2014

bills penis 

An Asian scholar who can't see. When you notice the bills penis you realize that it can not be defined. So you try to write a definition but you can't. So then you try to read a definition but simply can't. So this is the definition of bills penis. INCEPTION!!!!!

You simply can't bills penis this word

bills penis by Jacks information 101 May 25, 2014

Hitler Penis 

A one inch, non-circumcised cock.

That kid probs got a hitler penis.

Hitler Penis by Yeahsoumyeahum November 19, 2014

dad penis 

When a guy's penis gets looser and saggier as he gets older, particularly the foreskin and sack

I really got a thing for older guys, but not when they have that nasty ass dad penis

dad penis by Taco Bell aesthetic May 7, 2017