nut marathon

Busting nuts constantly

“Wyd this weekend?” “I’m just gonna have a nut marathon.”

by xxogaal November 11, 2022

nut check

Government financial assistance for the mentally unstable.

I'm going to run out of beer if my nut check doesn't show up in the mail soon.

by KevinAndHisCat January 03, 2025

Nut Barrage

To inflict violence upon someone or something using one's own, or another individual's testicles as a weapon.

I just got Nut Barraged!

by William Rentes September 04, 2018

no nut jeans

When a man where's skinny jeans and there's no way his nuts can breathe.

Johnny looked like he was uncomfortable in his no nut jeans.

by Worksucks20 November 07, 2014

fever nuts

Right before a guy gets a fever and his nuts feel extra heavy

“Man I can tell im starting to get sick, I got fever nuts right now”

by Jah555 June 14, 2023

Nut Pro

A person whose profession is to examine the quality, durability, and edibleness of nuts and are not limited to ligma, sugma, and deez nuts. Usually a typo, often an illusion.

"im nut pro" - a friend.

by Shínobu December 22, 2018

Queef Nut

When a woman queefs mid nut letting out a stinky sound and a sticky substance at the same time.

Hey Susie, I was wondering have you ever Queef Nutted before? My man was beatin my shit and I queefed while nutting…

by Kenneth K. Kerry July 31, 2023