The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018

Nut

Nut is not only a consumable item, another word for ‘ejaculate’, but also another word for ‘no’ in Scotland!

Hamish: Orite paaaal, wanna go get some bucky or that?
Angus: Nut! Hamish you’re 15 and am yer fucking Da!

by ratboii June 14, 2018

Nut Jawn

A person who is an asshole. Who do stupid things intentionally or unintentionally.

Man why did stick your finger in that pigs ass you nut Jawn?

by Wig Pusha June 14, 2018

Nut kicking game

To go back to a behavior that it's known to cause pain , over and over again.

Dating this guy is a nut kicking game

by Urbancase June 14, 2018

nut neutralization

when the government makes people ejaculate less semen for partners who weren't in American Slavery.

The nut neutralization had the couple seeing a sexologist for help.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

nut topia

a large amount of sperm on a banana split

guy 1:bro i just ate a nut topia i made and my friend helped me
guy 2:that sound delish can i have some

guy 3: what the fuck is wrong with you two faggs

by wizard 101 rocks June 18, 2018

nut induced amnesia

when you nut on her forehead so hard that she forgets what she was doing and jerks you off a second time

Me: Jenny was going down on me right
Friend: yeah?
Me: I nutted so hard I gave her nut induced amnesia!
Friend: No way! did she go down on you again?
Me: Heck yeah!

by thebigboicheese June 20, 2018