Micro Penis

a term used by people with very small penis’ to describe people with huge horse cocks the to give the impression that the person with the horse cock has a small penis
if you are reading this you have a micro penis

Sam has a micro penis

by MicroPenisBranden November 23, 2021

small penis

a penis that’s smaller than 6”

“Dude my bf has such a small penis”

by champagnepapi2.0 November 14, 2021

penis

that tiny thing you touch when your bored

Wow that car sure is loud.
Yeah, did you know there is a direct correlation between how loud your car is and penis size?
Wow his penis must be huge

by hungrycat16 November 14, 2025

Penis

Bigger longer and uncut

I would like to suck a penis please

by JimmyDuckyBalls28 April 5, 2024

Penis Gooster

When a large amount of nut drips down your shaft and gets your shaft stuck to your sack creating a vacuum seal.

I have a penis gooster and it won’t come apart!

by lamronnem April 6, 2024

Penis Power

The umbrella term for the energy exuded from one individual, relative to penis size. Ex: Small dick energy, average dick energy, and the apogee of all penile expulsion of power- big dick energy.

This man is humble, and his penis power is hard to pin point, but I'd have to say he's close to having average dick energy.

by CraigCheddah74542 November 18, 2019

Micro Penis

a conditiion where your dick looks like a smurf but is not blue. Scientist need a miroscope to see that dick.

You boi you have Micro Penis cuz.

by Pyscho x NIba13 May 16, 2019