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John

HOTTEST MF ON THE PLANET AND PROB DATING SOMONE NAMED HAILEY
did u see that hot mf
yeah his name is probably john
by cockman720 March 15, 2023
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John

A big baby.

Thinks he's a thug.
Dudley is about to smack the s*** outta John. 😊
by Kaitie_e7 October 9, 2019
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john doe ho

any corpse turned trick, by jeffrey dahmer, before the authorities can match dental records.
mr. dahmer licked his fingers and belched as he finished turning out, another john doe ho. the best part was he got his money back and a full belly everytime!
by big bb gib February 19, 2009
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john roderick

The act of depriving your child of food for 6 hours, tweeting about it like you taught them a valuable lesson, doubling down on your racist tweets, then deleting your Twitter.
Dude, my kid didn’t know how to use a can opener so I totally pulled a John Roderick yesterday!
by Stuntotheclown January 4, 2021
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what does little john john mean?

little john john is a word describing a man’s dicc, or saying a man’s dicc is small.
by leslie2shiestyy October 12, 2022
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John

Coolest Name Ever
John never Cena better name
John is so gorgous
by Plundered May 12, 2022
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John Pack

by MM251 May 28, 2025
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