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a date with Pam and her five friends

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."
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Fried Rice 

Despite all the other sexual and racist definitions of this word, Fried Rice is just another type of Asian food.
The Chinese restaurant across the street has some AMAZING Fried Rice.
Fried Rice by DaPwettyPwincess September 3, 2018

Stoner Friendly

Anything that caters to the wants or needs of of a Stoner.

It could also be used in reference to the website of stonerfriendlyproductions.com
"Oh man, I heard that Laser Floyd is playing at the Planetarium this weekend. We should get high and go, it will definitely be Stoner Friendly"

or

"Hey man, go on Stoner Friendly and see if there's something going on this weekend we can get high for."
Stoner Friendly by AQS February 9, 2009

Echo Friendly 

A term used to describe a person who willingly engages in sexual conduct with other persons whose sexual orifices are so stretched from prior use that they are said to echo.
1. If you visit a prostitute you are probably Echo Friendly.
2. The Millionaire Matchmaker, Patti Stanger, was tasked with finding "Echo Friendly" dates for her club millionaires in Season 3 Episode 8.
3. John Holmes, porn star, was Echo Friendly.
Echo Friendly by Salty Tea March 22, 2010

chess with friends 

A game mostly played in the high desert area of California. It often involves methamphetamine, large amounts of vodka and crazy large bosomed women.
Does anyone want to play "chess with friends"?
chess with friends by TuloLegit2Quit December 30, 2014

All my Friends are Toxic 

1. A song by BoyWithUke

2. When your friends are being asshole but you joke around and turn on the song
Ian: Jack you suck at fortnite
John: Fr though

Jack: All my friends are toxic

Collateral Fiend 

a fiend that needs to get high, but may have no money, although owes collateral just to get a quick buzz.
Harry: Yo Dawg, I will let you borrow my broken watch, my cassette tape player and my last loaf of bread so I can get some rock!
Pusherman:damn you Collateral Fiend, gimme your bread and some stuff to make a sandwich and you got a deal!
Harry: sounds good, I'll be right back!
Collateral Fiend by Ya Boy Trax August 25, 2010