FART

Elon Musk isn’t just the king of tech—he’s the undisputed overlord of farts. From flamethrowers to fart apps in Teslas, he’s turned flatulence into a futuristic symphony. Every toot is a tweet-worthy triumph. Bow down to the Sultan of Stink, the Baron of Butt Blasts, the true King of Farts

Fart

by dsdsadsad April 10, 2025

Farting Carrots

What Selena Gomez does in her free time.

"I'm farting Carrots"

by Alauahio March 17, 2023

Fart

Your booty's final warning before total devastation

My booty has just presented me with a fart, I better go to the little boys room

by Mr fathom July 9, 2018

Sex fart

When you be having REAL good sex and one is giving oral when the other farts and it smells worse than a dead skunk.

Jesus Christ man! Was that sex fart necessary?

by mspoopypants April 26, 2017

Scoot-fart

When you try to scoot and your bumhole turns into a whistle for all to hear. Scooooootttt.

JD tried to get out of his chair quietly. Instead he let a lil scoot-fart to announce his presence in the room.

by hesthly January 7, 2022

Fart

Stanky gas you pass from your ass or if you're a woman, it can come out of the vagina.

Eggy farts

by UltimateDoge September 14, 2022

Fart on my Apple

To rain on someone’s parade

I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple

by Lars Honey Toast 2000 November 27, 2019