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hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked
Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.
by Masogir November 5, 2019
mugGet the hard knock lifemug.

Life

something that should've ended 3.85 billion years ago
girl 1: what's the meaning of life?
girl 2: dat should've ended long ago, my friend
by thisishowiyee November 4, 2017
mugGet the Lifemug.

Life

A meaningless thing that we do everyday.
by Bman111 January 14, 2017
mugGet the Lifemug.

barring my life

you're dick riding - you keep coming for me for no reason
"don't you work at wendy's and have no money??"

"why are you barring my life right now fam"
by ariiii23432 February 3, 2024
mugGet the barring my lifemug.
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dice of life

Gudjjii's special game that he has clearly made up
"You have to say roll you tit"
"oh, right, roll"
"you get a 1 you have to go for a piss"
"dice of life"
by Wiggatronius November 1, 2013
mugGet the dice of lifemug.

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