Garlic eating surrender monkeys

The French.

What a surprise... the Garlic eating surrender monkeys have lost again.

by jellyxx_xxbaby February 26, 2011

poop-flinging-tree-monkeys

The average person. Characterized by their poor decision making skills, their life is a shrine to mediocrity.

Poop-flinging-tree-monkeys are responsible for electing the President.

by El Duderino August 27, 2006

Anti Monkey Butt Powder

an actual thing, a powder that prevents swampass, balls, similar to gold bond

hey man i feel fresh

why

i use anti monkey butt powder!

wow!

by Roofuhlyn January 30, 2010

singin belfast sex monkey

particular species of homo sapien, noted for talents in love making and music, originating from belfast

timmy a scunner davison

by scagger February 12, 2005

sick little monkey

a fat scottish twat that balls his eyes out at the drop of a hat, pathetically snivelling to himself , in the hope that someone will feel sorry for him and maybe shag him out of sympathy

that sick little monkey is beefing again.

by itsme September 26, 2003

Cunt Ass Howler Monkey

Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart is a Cunt Ass Howler Monkey!!!!

by xturkeysx April 03, 2010

Crazy animal monkey sex

a. some good hard-core fuckin.

b. flat out good sex, with not a care in the world for anything else during that time.

Jessie: man, I just need to relax.

James: No. What you need is Crazy animal monkey sex!

Jessie: Ya, that too I guess

by Jemberly December 22, 2011