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poop-flinging-tree-monkeys

The average person. Characterized by their poor decision making skills, their life is a shrine to mediocrity.
Poop-flinging-tree-monkeys are responsible for electing the President.
by El Duderino August 27, 2006
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Anti Monkey Butt Powder

an actual thing, a powder that prevents swampass, balls, similar to gold bond
hey man i feel fresh

why

i use anti monkey butt powder!

wow!
by Roofuhlyn July 19, 2010
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singin belfast sex monkey

particular species of homo sapien, noted for talents in love making and music, originating from belfast
by scagger February 11, 2005
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sick little monkey

a fat scottish twat that balls his eyes out at the drop of a hat, pathetically snivelling to himself , in the hope that someone will feel sorry for him and maybe shag him out of sympathy
that sick little monkey is beefing again.
by itsme September 26, 2003
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Crazy animal monkey sex

a. some good hard-core fuckin.

b. flat out good sex, with not a care in the world for anything else during that time.
Jessie: man, I just need to relax.

James: No. What you need is Crazy animal monkey sex!

Jessie: Ya, that too I guess
by Jemberly December 26, 2011
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Guatemalan Treetop Monkey Bang

The sexual occurrence of two mestizo females seated on the male, one on the male's face and one on his erect penis while another female throws poo at the male whilst seated on a bookcase or some other high vantage point.
I contracted SuperHerpes while engaged in a Guatemalan Treetop Monkey Bang, and the SuperHerpes won't stop singing about it.
by Mizerk July 10, 2010
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