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ghetto jack 

stealing something without actually stealing it
pretending to look at someone elses stuff and taking it - stealing it
i just ghetto jacked his hat!
ghetto jack by jG. April 2, 2008

jolly jack

v. to goof off; squirreling around; being silly
They're busy jolly jacking, don't expect any work to be done!
jolly jack by txjest June 30, 2008

playing jack and the beanstalk 

stimulating an erect penis until it reaches climax/cums

can be a hand job or masturbation/jerking off
jack slid up and down the bean stalk until there were clouds in the sky and the beanstalk fell limply to the ground <--playing jack and the beanstalk
Stealing a macbook from someone when they are not paying attention
Jimmy got mac jacked when he wasn't paying attention in class
Mac jack by LostKeys666 September 16, 2009
a system of designated text's or call times; exchanged between you && your girlfriend/boyfriend, letting you know where they are at all times.
Bro...idk where my girl is or what she's doing; i may need Hoe-Jack.
Hoe-Jack by BadNewzParish February 25, 2010
The act of masturbating at either your or a coworker's desk in your office. It is preferrable to have a witness but the honor system can also be used.
John: Man I'm feeling better now.
Ted: Oh did you Desk Jack?
John: Yeah but not at my desk...I was over at Lynn's Desk.
Ted: Did you use an assist?
John: Yeah. I used that picture of her on vacation at the beach as an assist.
Ted: Cool.
Desk Jack by TedHollister March 27, 2011