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National blowjob day

U give any guy a free blow job but don't tell
I gave Justin a blowjob and we didn't tell anyone. It was fun! Blowjob: suck a guy until he cums:) so happy national blowjob day
by Dariensmithhhh April 11, 2017
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Called a lid for the day

When you go crawl in bed and pretend you don't have dementia.
Joe Biden is being racist and can't remember what year it is today so he called a lid for the day.
by Goose8531 September 24, 2020
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National BlowJob Day

John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?

Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
by Billysexboi May 25, 2018
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28 Days Later

After breaking into a primate research facility, a group of animal rights activists discover caged
chimps chained up before banks of screens displaying horrifically violent images. Ignoring the warnings of
the terrified researcher who maintains the chimps are ‘infected’, they begin to free the animals and are
immediately subjected to a bloody attack from the enraged creatures.
28 days later… Cycle courier Jim (Cillian Murphy) awakes from a coma in the deserted intensive
care unit of a London hospital. Mystified, he wanders the wards and corridors in search of others and
eventually heads into the city streets, calling out for help. As the shadows lengthen Jim seeks shelter in a
church only to find dead bodies piled in heaps on the chapel floor. A sudden noise alerts him to the
presence of a priest but his lightening speed, blood stained eyes and murderous screams send Jim reeling
into the street. More “infected” are attracted by the noise and Jim runs in panic and confusion as a growing
flock sprint after him through the dark streets.
A sudden explosion from a makeshift bomb heralds the arrival of fellow “survivors” Selena
(NAOMIE HARRIS) and Mark (NOAH HUNTLEY). Following a daring rescue they take Jim to safety and
start to explain to him the nature of the infection, that it is transmitted in the blood, is overwhelming within
seconds, that Britain has been overrun and that they have no way of knowing if it has spread worldwide.
Selena and Mark reluctantly agree to help the shell-shocked Jim return home to Deptford to find his
parents, with terrifying consequences. Later, as they sneak through the darkened streets, Selena and Jim
spot a lone light in a tower block and investigate to see if there are other survivors. The unlikely pair they
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find are father and daughter Frank (BRENDAN GLEESON) and Hannah (MEGAN BURNS) whose water
supplies are running dangerously low and are desperate to find alternative shelter.
As the group takes shelter in the tower block, an automated radio broadcast is picked up. A
Manchester-based group of soldiers, led by Major Henry West (CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON), claim to
have the ‘answer’ to infection and invite any survivors to join them at their blockade. Faced with no
practical alternative, the group sets out northwards in Frank’s black cab unaware that the worst is yet to
come.
28 Days Later IS the best movie EVER!

28 Days Later PWNZ your uncle.

Avian Flu is coming.
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Loser Awareness Day

February 14th, the day some refer to as Valentine's Day. The day when all the losers and loners make themselves known by not getting roses and candy. Also referred to as Loner Awareness Day.
by Chika April 12, 2006
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Three Days Grace

best effin band in the whole entire universe!!!be glad that this isnt one of those stupid poser bands coz this puts the word rock back in rock music!!!
ps if u h8 3 days grace then maybe thats coz ur a poser lol
p1:hey im gonna go c 3dg down in philly!
p2:well there the best band eva so i wanna come!
p3:its 200 bucks to get in!
p4:i dont give a shit id pay 1000 to c them!!!
by taylorp*** May 2, 2005
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scranton parade day

The greatest, ABSOLUTLEY best day in history of all time. People start drinking at 6:30 AM and don't stop at all. It's a day where Scranton kids show all the big D1 schools that they party just as hard of not harder. Just an all around great day.
Dude ready for Scranton parade day tomorow? He'll yeah if we make it out alive it'd be awsome!
by Ryannbbb March 1, 2014
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