robert parker-tyrrel

Robert Parker Tyrell has a tiny todger full of nob cheese. he gets absolutely no pussy. no girl would ever go near his tiny shrimp dick, only his uncle was interested 👀. He enjoys maths and prostitution. he is clearly just a 60 year old disguised as a 15 year old so he can nonce on all the younger people. you can tell by his receding hairline and the fact that once again, he enjoys maths.

robert parker-tyrrell is an absolute nonce

by kiddy fiddler 80246 March 3, 2022

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Elissa Parkinson

Elissa is someone who definitely has lots of sex because she gets lots of bitches. She also has really cool roommates- like insanely sexy, hot, talented, smart, attractive roommates. She’s also known to have very beautiful doll like features. (Also is pretty good at pong)

“Elissa Parkinson has a beautiful figure”

“Damn, that Elissa Parkinson probably has a lot of sex cuz she’s so hot. I need me an Elissa Parkinson in my life”

“Wow, Elissa Parkinson plays hay day a lot.”

by Erikkakimmm March 14, 2022

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George Parker

George is the georgiest George that ever Georged, he is the tallest George on the planet George where he is the leader of the race of George. If you get in George's way or are not as Georgie as a George should be, George will trample you like a Georgecake.

George Parker is like a spaghetti Bettie.

by Wordzzzzzzzzz.zz March 15, 2022

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