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One-Eyed Stink Frog

A Maine cryptid that can be heard and smelled, but has never been seen. Evidence of the one-eyed Stink Frog can often be observed while camping in tents, but is not limited to this environment. Can be identified by its sulfuric aroma resembling boiled eggs. It's vocalizations range from resembling small squeaks to extended trombone notes. It has been rumored to leave a small brown streak behind, however this is hard to validate because the Frog has never actually been seen.
*pppffffrrrrrttttt*

"OH my GOSH, what STINKS?"

"Didn't you hear that?"

"What, that balloon deflating wetly behind you?"

"NO! That was the One-Eyed Stink Frog!!"
by aliboo428 July 30, 2023
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Gamer One Night Stand

When you’re playing online with randoms all night, and you part ways at 5am to never see or speak to them again.
Me: “Damn bro, I had a badass gamer one night stand last night!”
Friend: “What was his name?”
Me: “Who cares? He sure could handle a BR tho.”
by Pkan July 11, 2020
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imma have it one day

Excerpt from a Playboi Carti's song "One Day" commonly used by men who witness an act of love between to individuals in a relationship, while they themselves are not in a relationship. The sight reinvigorates that sense of loneliness that they had briefly forgotten about. While this produces a sad mood in most, it can motivate other men to strive for greater achievements through their own self-improvement.
Yesterday, I saw this couple and they were practically inseparable. I told myself that imma have it one day, but lately I don't know.
by Midnyte_87 January 27, 2022
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some one that loves you

some one that loves you im to lazy to do this
by c h e s e e May 20, 2021
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have one's ticket punched

To be killed, or otherwise gotten rid of. From the practice of punching a hole in a ticket in order to cancel it.
Trotsky became a liability, so Stalin had his ticket punched.

It's a raw deal to have one's ticket punched the day before Christmas.
by Annabellastasia April 18, 2011
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one foot in front of the other

grinding. survive. slow and steady one day at a time keep on workin stay focused. the goal here is to not let too many thoughts and plans affect your success at the simple task in the present - which is the main thing that matters, right now, if you want to move forward in life.
hey bro i know your life is shit right now but keep on keepin one foot in front of the other and you'll come out of this.
by creature69 October 10, 2018
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Teegan (boy name one)

The out hottest and nicest person ever will be the perfect best friend and perfect partner to be with for the rest of your life.he is really shy sometimes but when you get to know him he is so nice and kind full
Teegan (boy name one) is so hot😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
by Yeeterbeam November 29, 2019
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