Milsim Fiend

Taking the "R" from "Milsim Friend" for that one guy who takes military sims or tactical shooters way too seriously. Someone who's... A little too into it. Sometimes they would also bring up military stuff into topics that are nothing to do with the military.

Everyone: *talks about topic"

Milsim Fiend: "Did you guys know the M249's rate of fire was actually reduced in the late 2000s to improve barrel life in sustained firefights?"

Person A: "…milsim fiend just deployed mid-waifu debate."
Person B: "We're talking about topic and he's talking about suppressive fire."

by CrossFLangley April 15, 2025

Diaper friend

A friend you have known since you were in diapers.

This is my diaper friend, we go wayyyyy back

by Melmanfort April 15, 2025

Zesty Friend

he is that type of friend jokingly violate you in ways you never knew existed, yet being a best friend who is there for you, he/she will commit unimaginably illegal crimes and actions against you, yet it's enjoyable..

My zesty friend illegally violated me in ways i never knew could be done!!! please help me.

by cennycoastsigma May 1, 2025

Mic Fiend

Someone who is discourteous over the mic by broadcasting any noise on their end produced by themselves or others.
Example: broadcasting guttural noises, such as them eating, snorting, burping, etc.

He was really being a mic fiend last night during our WoW session.

by PrivateJohnDoe June 29, 2025

Crp fiend

edgelords that go around text rp servers jumping people they know they can kill, always glazing themselves to hell and beyond their ego knows no bounds.
They use weird letters for names and jjk pfps

P.D: stay away from text rp servers

"He's a crp fiend, don't waste your time fighting him"

by NeilosTagmatarches July 1, 2025

DeMorgan Friend

A friend who pops up when least expected and helps you without you even noticing, yet seldom receives your appreciation.

Here’s to all the DeMorgan Friends of the world—may we recognize them sooner, thank them more often, and never forget that in our darkest confusion, it’s usually their quiet complement that saves the day.

by UmangBhatt July 5, 2025

My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.

Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.

by may saliva July 29, 2025