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demi fart

Ew that demi fart is spreading her legs all over town!
by anonymous November 15, 2022
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jason farted

Ew ew ew jason farted, so stinky
Jason is really gassy and his farts are sexy

Jason farted.
by Farting and pooping October 22, 2023
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Fart

Kate's fart smelt bad.
by ellamac11 February 9, 2019
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fart sneeze

A shart. As in never trust a fart. Makes your white jeans look like you sat on a midget eating fudge.
So there I was trying on white jeans for my sisters white trash wedding when I sneezed....and simultaneously shit my tights....fart sneezed. . Looked like I sat on a midget while it was eating pumpkin pie.
by EZD May 1, 2015
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Fart in the piss

"did you see Steve started a fight at Jimmy's funeral?"

"yeah a true fart in the piss there"
by ScottPiggott April 9, 2023
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Fart

something that teenagers think are funny
hey...billy.
yeah?
...*fart noise*
OhOhoOoOoO DuDe ThAts FunNy

bro im a teenager making fun of teenagers lol
by ok hand March 4, 2021
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fart beard

The significant other to which a man or woman blames an obvious fart (noun); to blame a self-made fart on a significant other - or possibly a family pet (verb).
Hey now, don't beard that fart on me bebe - or -He was cool to claim the blame, but I was sitting next to her - I think he was her fart beard.
by mfrogz June 30, 2015
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