by anonymous November 15, 2022
Get the demi fartmug. by Farting and pooping October 22, 2023
Get the jason fartedmug. A shart. As in never trust a fart. Makes your white jeans look like you sat on a midget eating fudge.
So there I was trying on white jeans for my sisters white trash wedding when I sneezed....and simultaneously shit my tights....fart sneezed. . Looked like I sat on a midget while it was eating pumpkin pie.
by EZD May 1, 2015
Get the fart sneezemug. by ScottPiggott April 9, 2023
Get the Fart in the pissmug. hey...billy.
yeah?
...*fart noise*
OhOhoOoOoO DuDe ThAts FunNy
bro im a teenager making fun of teenagers lol
yeah?
...*fart noise*
OhOhoOoOoO DuDe ThAts FunNy
bro im a teenager making fun of teenagers lol
by ok hand March 4, 2021
Get the Fartmug. The significant other to which a man or woman blames an obvious fart (noun); to blame a self-made fart on a significant other - or possibly a family pet (verb).
Hey now, don't beard that fart on me bebe - or -He was cool to claim the blame, but I was sitting next to her - I think he was her fart beard.
by mfrogz June 30, 2015
Get the fart beardmug. 