dick in a bag

when calvin sticks his wang in the wong and that shit gets groovy

hot shit whered calvin get that dick in a bag

by chief conchaclan October 3, 2020

Dick Tarantula

When a woman is surrounded by eight penises.

Tracy totally loves being a Dick Tarantula

by Andmatheson October 6, 2020

dick boofin

when one takes it up the ass

He: "Hey where did Hank and Gary go?"
She: "They probably went to go dick boofin behind cap point 2 on avanti"

by Asieface October 8, 2020

Dick Dimple

The opposite of a fupe, when a fit or skinny guy has a low BMI and the root of the dick has a dimple.

"My fitness goal is to lose my fupa and get a dick dimple."

by Anon20533 October 11, 2020

Dick licker

An alias for men named "Chad"

"Hey have you seen that dick licker?"

"Yeah, Chads in the breakroom."

by #teamchad October 23, 2020

dick pro quo

An agreement between two straight men to take nudes, but only if they both help each other.

"Bro, if this nude isn't perfect she's gonna ditch me."
"No worries, dick pro quo."
"Hell yeah!"

by Communist bloc party November 20, 2020

Dick pic

Dick pic when you pic the dick make it pose looks like a hose dick pic go hard if you want a gf

Dick pic ez to grind agains

by Moisesisreallygood November 21, 2020