Wax Eye Cereal Killers

Written and painted by rock poster, Garbage Pail Kids/ Wacky Packages artist Joe Simko, this card set mixes iconic cereal box art with popular horror films

Wax Eye Cereal Killers 1st Series Trading Cards From A Sealed Unsearched Case

by Wendysfg May 26, 2023

mass sheckle killer

Your friend that asks for money and never warns you that they will do it again and again and again. When your plan was to give a little bit of money, next thing you know he is asking for even more money.

I thought you were homeless but you're a mass sheckle killer!

Can I have 1000 sheckles? I'm not a mass sheckle killer by the way. Oh and also I need another 5000 sheckles please.

by Temiz August 7, 2023

I'm Killed

Another way of saying "I'm dead"

Haha I'm killed XD

Dude just told a funny joke, I'm killed.

He thought he ate that, I'm killed.

by X9od September 28, 2023

The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.

by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023

lemonade that kills you

a super-caffeinated “charged” lemonade from Panera that may be responsible for several deaths

I’m at Panera drinking the lemonade that kills you.

by asamota December 11, 2023

Covid only killed older people

"BuT wE dIdN't KnOw It At ThE tImE!" ~ Piers Morgan

Hym "Yes we did you fat bitch! Yes we ducking did! And the conservative news-media was on it THE WHOLE TIME! They were shouting it from the rooftops and were condemned and attacked for doing so and ONCE THEY WERE PROVEN CORRECT... The libtards just tucked their heads and walked away as though it never happened. Like a child that threw a baseball through someone's window. We absolutely DID know that Covid only killed older people. We knew the lockdowns were ineffective. We watched as our politicians ignored their own prescriptions. Absolute shill behavior Piers. Pathetic."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2023

kitty cat killer

Someone usually male who has a lot of sex.

I am a kitty cat killer.

by anonymous December 3, 2023