Cat

A creature that dosent care.

If u die it will eat you!!!

Yo I eat dogs but ive never tried a cat.

by TheKingLordPrinceSonHeavenguy March 26, 2023

will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

by QuacksO August 4, 2018

Joel's lovely cat

A lovely cat with a brilliant personality, a great sense of humor and despite the rumours, a perfect size. Would have loved to have gotten to know it better.

Joel's lovely cat is in a better place.

by Joels Cat Admirer December 7, 2023

Cat

A mammal with 4 legs and stands on all of them. There are many different breeds. Usually has floppy ears and barks. It has pup cups and dog food as food. It sometimes gets put down for biting children.

A AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH H H H H HH H H H H H H HNONONONON O NO NO

It poops and peeeess 🤣🤣😂🐕 gagaghyuRSRATYUISDFKJHBVDGEWHYUQDBDHWVUSLWKDFMNVBHUFIDOKDCKVIBUGHREWJSKIXCUFHBRNEJKWSIUDFHBRBHOHGYUIEWJNSBVDCGHYUIFJRTYHJVYNHBIVCHGDBE B3NRJTGIHUY3JCXSNAJWIU34RYHTGBFNCDJSERV

“The dogs is bad”
“TBHE CAT IS BAD:”no n on o no no “

by Hiiiiiiguysitsme October 6, 2023

the cats crack

The phrase "the cat’s crack", meaning "the height of excellence", was first coined in jest during a family conversation about the low-riding waistline of one family members pants, Catherine(a.k.a- Cat) in Northern New Jersey on April 15, 2018. It can be used interchangeably with the phrase “the bee’s knees” that first became popular in the U.S. in the 1920s, along with "the cat's whiskers" (possibly from the use of these in radio crystal sets), "the cat's pajamas" (pajamas were still new enough to be daring), and similar phrases that didn't endure: "the eel's ankle", ...

That car is the cats crack.

by Don Waldoy June 24, 2020

Cat Wall

A wall of pictures made by a crazy cat lady. The pictures are likely to include both meme's and pictures of their own cats. If at work the manager needs to be careful she doesn't get carried away and cover the whole of the office. A way of doing this is to offer a new picture as a reward for good work. This may encourage the crazy cat lady to be more productive

I've added another picture to my cat wall

by 3001spike October 3, 2018

Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh

Holy bleep, how could somebody that is so pretty and intelligent exist! Not only is she clever, but she is also good at art, music, sports and cookery. Legend has it that she has a larger brain than Newton since she proposed the fact that apples drop from the tree is due to the attractiveness of hers, but not the gravity. Once upon a time, people thought that princess who owned both beauty and wist only existed in the fairy tales, until they met Marsh...

Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh is puuuuuuuuuuuuurfect! Be like Marsh!

by Mashie June 13, 2020