John

Another -informal- term used to describe a toilet, most commonly used by meth heads

-Jesse: Hey man, can I use your John?
-Meth head: Yeah sure man it's inside

by Lil Swigga 69 November 21, 2021

John-Thomas

Strong black guy

Damn that guy John-Thomas is a beast

by BBCbloxxer January 9, 2022

john shot

A photo of oneself seated upon the toilet, presumably in the act of defecating.

"I asked her for a nude and she totally sent me a john shot. wtf bruh"

by squidlust69 September 25, 2020

John

John is a guy that likes to present himself as cute and sweet but everyone knows this is just him being gay. He can’t see it himself but he usually acts gay because he’s is and then says that he is not.

Person 1: yo apparently ciaron has a large dick

John: THATS HOT!!!

by Hi?!? December 5, 2019

John

A guy usually tall and skinny who has no dad and has a mom who was sent to jail due to drugs

John is fatherless

by I said hi February 15, 2020

spotty john

When the horse takes a facial from his "friend"

Elboy painted a spotty john all over the horse.

by Matt P June 19, 2003

John Paul

An annoying anime obsessed weeb.

JOHN PAUL YOU FUCKING WEEB.

by Applepp October 29, 2020