Illusional Time Theory

The theory that time does not exist, popularized by British scientist Julian Barbour. It states that our minds have created time to keep everything from happening all at once, meaning everything that has ever happened and everyone who has ever been born all happened at the same time.

The Illusional Time Theory states that since time does not exist, people and things like Jesus, dinosaurs, Hitler, Led Zeppelin, the U.S. moon landing and the sinking of the Titanic all happened at the same time.

by CelticEagle February 17, 2019

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Time Delay

A nicer way of calling someone retarded.

"YO! That dude is time delayed. He can't figure this shit out."

by A8208266 August 10, 2021

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gta 6's time

a gta 6's time is the deffiniton of 12 years

"it took me a gta 6's time to get to the front of the line at the DMV"

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Trump Time

Faking yourself on a cover of a magazine.

I just learned how to use photoshop. Trump time!

by Esso Edren April 2, 2020

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Time stamp from the Hershey factory

When a pet or human you care for is lax with their personal hygiene, specifically their bumhole maintenance, leaving little chocolate kisses on soft furnishings around your home.

What have you been feeding the dog? Time stamp from the Hershey factory all over the bed.
I am NOT scrubbing another time stamp from the Hershey factory off your disgusting y-fronts again Kevin.

by Tish_71 April 2, 2022

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