Tom Parky

Tom Parky is sweet like butter. He even has a hit single "Sweet like butter". You can download it on iTunes or listen to it on Spotify. He is also Earlswood's manager.

Tom Parky is sweet like butter.

by Gary on Holiday January 5, 2022

Peter Parkinson's syndrome

When you see your uncle die and it causes you to shake uncontrollably

We think he has Peter Parkinson's syndrome but we've only seen him do it with one uncle. We're going to need to another uncle to die to be REALLY sure.

by if u know you know January 5, 2022

Brant parker

Pretty good penis but couldn’t fuck his way out of a paper bag. Can’t read or write but will spend his evenings playing cod with the boys. If you ever get a Brant release him back into the wild before he finger pops your dad and takes all his beer

Brant parker couldn’t find the clit if I drew him a map

by Dlyons January 7, 2022

Ben parks

Loves ducks, most say he is the duck king if the world end just know it was him and his ducks

hey that guy ben parks

yea i'm scared of the ducks thoe

by jack sparrow fish February 16, 2022

New Parks

New parks is an absolute shit hole of a place in leicester

I’d rather live in braunstone then New parks

by Thefatone February 16, 2022

Peter parker

Orphan

Oh no my parents are gone I'm now a peter parker

by Wanda maximoff February 22, 2022

peter parker complex

when you help everyone you know but put yourself last

John:hey,did you see Jack? he has a peter parker complex

by D1sc0rd February 28, 2022