Nut November

The straight opposite of the so called event "No Nut November".
No nut november is a event that suggests that all men should avoid not masturbating during the month of november.

Nut November is a campaign that stands for men being allowed to ejaculate during the month of november.

Dude it's Nut november!

Screw no nut november, we're doing Nut november.

by HANNESP November 5, 2018

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Nut Cream

Something being nutty, but as noun. Compare to cheesy and cheese bals.

Did you see that dog lick his ass? That's so nut cream!

by Yelo777 November 5, 2018

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Deez Nuts

Your testicles
It's also a meme

"here son, hold Deez,"
-son, "Deez wut?"
-father, " Deez Nuts! Ha! Got 'em!

by Johnny Mc. Nab November 6, 2018

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Red Nut Syndrome

Also called acute nuthin pain. When you’ve been bustin sum guud ass nut all over the walls for less than 6 months and suddenly your dick and balls turn redder than the devil’s dick. Other symptoms include pain, swelling, and difficulty finishing a guud Mia Khalifa video or three girls one cup video because your balls hurt so bad.

Horny1: bruh I just snorted viagra and have been locked up in my room all day bustin guud nut when all of a sudden my dick and balls got all red n shit!
Doctor Douche: Well let’s see here! Oh shit yo ass got red nut syndrome wtf is wrong with you!

Horny1: Doc I just had to finish the whole Mia Khalifa limited edition collection in one day!
Doctor Douche: oh fuck say no more fam put on sum Vaseline next time and take 5 shots o’ jack n you’ll be guud!

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

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