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Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt 

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?
Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

in like flynn

It's a given that you've got a position or a privilege you want -
You're in like flynn with that new job.
in like flynn by Yeah baby March 15, 2004
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selling like a god church 

Selling very, very good
Damn, that shit is selling like a god church!

face like thunder

face looks like a terrible hurricane/ struck by lightening or electricuted.
just generally your a right ugly beast
rite darlin' uv gota face like thunda
face like thunder by yolande June 24, 2004

you ain't know me like dat ho

When someone be dissin' you n' sh*t you say dis sh*t and it helpz. forealz.
n*gga bout to get swung on for actin' a foo'!1~
you ain't know me like dat ho!
oh i see.

Bend it like Beckham 

(n)this phrase refers to the sexual action of bending your penis as far as possible and then inserting it into a woman's vagina
Dave: I heard you and Jacki had a good time last night.
Bob: Not quite. She made me bend it like beckham.

Smells Like Teen Spirit 

The most shittiest, overrated song of all time. Stop hopping Kurt's dick, you stupid MTV kids. The truth is that Nirvana were an underground pop punk band (not "grunge" - there's no such thing as grunge.) that accidentally made it into the mainstream because MTV overrated Smells Like Teen Spirit, their most poppiest song.