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16 gets you 20 but 20 gets you 69

Slang. Obviously if you have sex with a 16 year old you’re going to jail for 20 years. If you have sex with a 20 year old you’re getting 69 or oral sex!
Dude! She’s 16! Don’t touch her. Go for that girl. She’s 20. Don’t you know 16 gets you 20 but 20 gets you 69?!
by B-rizzle January 1, 2019
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get the fuck out. seriously!

when one person wishes to eject another person out of a room during an intense conversation in an awkward housing situation.
by district J July 8, 2010
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Fuck Bitch's, Get Money

Fuck Bitch's, Get Money otherwise known as F.B.G.M, is the number one rule for males that has been passed down since men have been around. First introduced by Ben Franklin who, after years of research began to express his beliefs about " Disregarding Females and Acquiring Currency." In an attempt to spread his message to the soon to be free Americans, he was mercilessly shot down by certain pussies in the continental congress who in turn were never mentioned again. However backed by Thomas Jefferson ( who we all know was the champ of F.B.G.M as demonstrated by all his chocolate fever) and many other Men they continued to profess their admiration for those four words. Through secret societies and subliminal messaging through out time they were able to pass on they're wisdom to allow men to survive this crazy world.

F.B.G.M is used in events such as when a fellow man is having women problems, confused about life, incredible angry or anything else in those category. It helps them remember mans ultimate goal in life: Fucking Bitchs and Getting Money.
Dude forget her. Fuck Bitch's, Get Money
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Yo whats the gameplan tonight
F.B.G.M
Can't go wrong with that
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by 4THEWU January 15, 2011
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get a dog up ya

have an alcoholic beverage.

an australian expression derived from "hair of the dog that bit you," "get a dog up ya" is a jovial instruction to take your acoholic beverage and drink it, similar to cheers.
"I am experiencing a hang over from last night's frivolties."
"Thats a shame. Why don't you get a dog up ya? Its bound to set you straight."
"Lets both get some dogs up us."
"Lets"
by Mrs Harrigan August 18, 2007
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get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook

scatological expression of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor -- The USMC emblem.
If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.
by barber of seville November 27, 2020
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It's about to get nuclear in here

Something drunk people say in Subway on Western Kentucky University's campus shortly before being shot by a taser.
Drunk Guy: It's about to get nuclear in here!!!

Cop: Get on the ground!!! *shoots taser*
by Skirata2 October 21, 2011
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get my shit in a pile

to get one's shit together. to allocate one's priorities or responsibilities or, quite simply to make a pile of shit.
steve: hey man, hows school goin?
levon: oh man, not good, i gotta get my shit in a pile, i'm failing hard.
by oorah. August 25, 2009
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