Kid

A kid is a person who likes to sit alone with the door closed and play fortnite it Minecraft and constantly screaming GREY TAC. And does not rat brussel sprouts or broccoli for shit!

Random guy in alley way: "Hey kid you looking for your candy" well I got it and get in my car" kid:"sorry I only accept ps4's and sound proof rooms "

by Random_guy_u_don't_know November 15, 2019

Sst kid

Someone who potentially went to the School Of Science and Technology in Beaverton, Oregon. They are obsessed with memes and aren't afraid to talk about anything sexual. Wear sweatpants constantly, and an oversized sweater. These kids put no effort into any of their classes but still do well in college. Most of these kids have no social lives, and if asked to be social, they look lost. They usually have no athletic ability whatsoever but they tend to be smart. They have too many dad jokes and make references to memes.

Person 1: You're such an sst kid!
Person 2: Um, why?
Person 1: You're full of memes and aren't afraid to talk about sex.

by The 2017 SST human November 18, 2019

im your dad kid

the thing ninja says to courage when he is better than him

im your dad kid
Ninja: I'm your litteral dad khed
courage: Get your hair colered again!!

by Gullellellelle November 19, 2019

Sour patch kids

When you cover your dick in vinegar, salt and squeezed lemon before a blow-job

"she said suprise her so I gave her a sour patch kids"

by lil G.S.C. November 23, 2019

Kids

Eat them to help global warming

Teacher:what could we do to stop global warming

Student: eat lees meat

Student: EAT KIDS

by Batmmaannnn November 26, 2019

kid

kid can also be a sperm cell, since a sperm cell is living and even has a flagellum. so sperm will like and enjoy water and even the ocean and the sea. especially when it can not find an ova.

a kid can be haploid, since a sperm cell is haploid

I went to a beach in bahamas with nimisha and she and I had sex. I engaged in coitus interrupus and my kids were set free.

and thus liberated via the ocean.

by addake March 22, 2019

Fosterpost kid

A kid who listens to 90s music plays games from the 90s and 2000s and is a complete reverse pedophile loves british adult females. Hates Ageism and is oppose to the idea of Ageism and Adultism. And makes doom wads.

That Fosterpost kid didn't like Ageism!

by A fosterpost kid March 24, 2019