semen eyes

When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.

Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.

by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011

gauging my eyes out

to stare at something so bad and with such an interest that its hard to get your eyes off of it

Dude I can't help gauging my eyes out at that booty.

by Pharoah Amer June 23, 2016

cod eye

When you are having sex with a girl from behind and you remove your dick from the pink 'hammersmith and city line' and you aim for the brown 'bakerloo line', the girl will often give you a glaring look with over her left or right shoulder with one eye. This action replicates a free swimming cod when being chased by prey, they too will glance back with one eye open hence called 'the cod eye'.

"Look at that dusty slut over there, i bet you she likes a good cod eye!"
"That 2 bit crack whore i picked up last Friday night gave me an awesome cod eye!"
"I look forward to seeing the cod eye from my wife tonight, she hasn't given it to me in ages"

by blacksheepboy December 10, 2013

Snake Eyes

A form of great focus that a young adult/mid to late teen will experience after pulling an all nighter while on aderall. This will cause said persons eyes to widen to the point where people will wonder if you just saw your parents having sex.

Person 1: "Hey man you okay?"
Person 2: "No yeah I'm good I'm just gonna stare at the tv for a while..."
Person 1: "K man just make sure to get some sleep soon cuz you got mad snake eyes"
Person 2: " Yeah no maybe after this friends marathon"

by a popular am radio station August 22, 2015

selfie eyes

A squinting eye expression, typical of the way people look at a phone when they or someone else is taking a selfie. See also selfeyes.

Wow! You look really great in that photo. Shame about the selfie eyes though.

by daverap January 4, 2016

Bada-Boom Eye

(noun) A look seen in the eye of a potential mate that insinuates they are interested in engaging in anal sex acts.

"He gave me that Bada-Boom Eye, and I knew it was love."

"The night I saw the Bada-Boom Eye, our relationship changed forever."

by DillPickle0929 March 24, 2016

eye-rolling

The act of moving one's eyes in a way to be sassy and offensive. It's a non-verbal way to tell someone to "fuck off," much like giving the middle finger. Although they don't actually say "fuck off," that's what the gesture means in that manner.

Teenage daughter: *eye-rolling at father*
Father: "Don't tell me to fuck off!"
Teenage daughter: "I didn't!"
Father: "The fuck you didn't!"

by My Dog Has Hitler's Brain December 20, 2020