John

Greedy Little Bastard that lies to his mom and uses his friends for money and is Horny

Hey John
Your using me for money
um i bought you 50 bucks woth of playstation fuck head

by dgffgdfgdfgdfgfd June 15, 2022

John

one of the coolest people you'll ever meet. Seriously John will always have the coolest demeanor to him. never gets flustered or even raises his voice. is intelligent and friendly especially towards the ladies. a great friend that will always be there for you.

Person 1) (Yells)John we got go lets dich this party quick ahhh.

John) (Whispers) oh ok, what door are we using ? do we have to run?

by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023

Father John Misty

One of the best indie artist of all of the times, mahashmashana is his newest album to date, and his best (in my opinion fuck your opinion) is God's Favorite Customer

I have a big crush on Father John Misty
Father John Misty isn't that pedo priest from your church

by ThatGuyInAGasMask December 3, 2024

John Fetterman

To pull a “John Fetterman” means to wear casual clothes to a formal event where everyone is wearing formal clothes. A “John Fetterman” is a person who comes to formal events wearing casual clothes. Someone who comes wearing casual clothes to weddings, conferences, galas, funerals, receptions, etc. is a “John Fetterman”. Plural form of "John Fetterman" will be "John Fettermen".

At the black-tie charity gala, everyone was dressed to the nines except for Mark, who showed up in a hoodie and jeans — he totally pulled a John Fetterman!

When Sarah showed up to the wedding in sneakers and a flannel shirt, everyone whispered that she was a John Fetterman.

by Truman33 January 22, 2025

John moment

this is a term used by people for when someone, preferably by the name of John, says something or posts something that isn’t funny at all. that is when the term is used to show how unfunny your friend John is.

“dude, check this out!!”
*John shows something unfunny*
“wow, that’s an John moment.”

by Johnnotfunny2020 October 5, 2020

John Cornelius

The name of the conductor guy from the polar express

“You know when I first watched the polar express as a kid, I had a crush on John Cornelius”
“What is wrong with you”

by FanOfPolarExpress31 October 9, 2023

john jerome

The finest man on the planet. Sweet. Marvelous. And simple all at once. If you meet someone named John Jerome they probably have a blue berry in their pocket, and even better yet, are probably willing to share. If you meet someone named John Jerome you are a lucky ducky.

John Jerome? I’m in love

by Melkywey November 22, 2021