spotty john

When the horse takes a facial from his "friend"

Elboy painted a spotty john all over the horse.

by Matt P June 19, 2003

John Summit

The Best DJ Alive

♫♪♪ I get this feeling
I wanna be where you are
I wanna be where you are
I wanna be where you aaaaaaaaaaaaarrreeeeeeeeeeee ♪♪

Tiësto: Did you hear John Summit's new song, "Where You Are?"

Avicii (from Heaven): Yes
DJ Khaled: GOD DID

by PLEASE READ!!!! February 29, 2024

john andraka

Sexually predator

The john andraka will get ur kids

by Daddypappa34512 May 27, 2017

John

Someone one can’t get more than 10 win in fortnite.

You’re such a John at fortnite.

by Proteins May 9, 2018

John-snowed

To be praised for your natural skill or leadership and given a promotion or additional responsibility against your will or expectation

You’ve been John-snowed
I’ve been John-snowed

by anonymous November 18, 2020

Daddy John

Daddy Johns Dilfs how loves Milfs they are usually Old white men from the south they are very hot and juicy

WOW IS THAT DADDY JOHN OMG I WANT HIM TO F**K ME SO BAD

by Grussy November 28, 2022

John

When your John af means your zooted and booted like my nigga john💯

"ngl gang im john af rn"

by nolimitj13 June 16, 2023