by justsomebadguy March 5, 2011
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by mastercrafter March 8, 2011
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The act of making a cumcicle then breaking off a small piece of said frozen cum till it gets a sharp edge and then slicing your sexual parter with the dirty cum razor
Tanner: come here baby I made a gift for you
Prostitute: oh baby slice me up with your dirty cum razor
Prostitute: oh baby slice me up with your dirty cum razor
by Lookatmetantan October 13, 2023
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That whore Maggie had a foursome in my room, and I needed a Cum Curtain just to keep the spooge on her side..
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by cum J October 16, 2023
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I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.
by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023
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