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Director of American Intelligence

The easiest job in the world.
Why do you laugh when we introduce you to the Minister of National Defence of Canada? We did not even smile when you introduced us to the Minister of Justice of the Russian Federation or the Director of American Intelligence.
by bitchuck September 3, 2025
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found the american

A sarcastic response used online (especially on Reddit) when someone makes a comment that assumes U.S. culture, politics, laws, or measurements apply to the entire world. It’s a quick way of pointing out a very America-centric perspective.
Comment: “Wait, you guys don’t celebrate Thanksgiving?”
Reply: “Found the American.”
by green-period September 9, 2025
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Pulling an americano

When a charismatic U.S. guy love-bombs and then ghosts or abruptly ends things with a foreign girl. There’s nothing more American than an enthusiastic man calling you incredible on the first date, talking about introducing you to his family and friends on the second, and disappearing without a trace by the third.

Similarly, there’s nothing more American than a watered-down version of what was once a rich Italian espresso, now sold as a café chain favorite. Both shower you with instant comfort, only to leave you bitter and questioning your identity.
“Hey, how’s it going? Still seeing that Brooklyn guy who was all over you?”

“Nah, he is pulling an americano. Haven’t heard from him since he told me I was the best thing that ever happened to him… on our third date.”
by AldethaTeach October 11, 2025
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the White Mom Association of America

A group of caucasian mother, generally Jewish but not always. Who is overtly involved in there childs social, academic and personal life. So much so they find pleasure in involving themselves in other people's kids lives. There favorite pastime is gossiping, PTA meetings are there soul purpose for living and there childs batmitzvah is the peak of there life, from there it goes down hill, once there child joins BBYO and starts fucking an NJB. Never trust a member and don't become to close because they probably have shit on you that there ready to expose.
"Dude one of the moms from the White Mom Association of America, snitched on me last night for juuling"
by Brittany Bernstein June 10, 2018
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The Re-United States of America

The United States of America under Biden-Harris. It will take time for the Re-United States of America to become the United States of America because of all the damage Trump did to the United States of America, making it the Divided States of America where America is divided into many categories. The Re-United States of America is expected to be a progressive administration. The United States of America has been saved and the battle for the soul of the nation has been fought but it's not over yet.

Some categories are Red, Blue, and Purple States, Americas by race (Asian America, Indigenous America, Black America, etc.), and America by political ideologies (ie. Progressive, Libertarian, Republican, Democratic, etc.). There are more categories in the DSA as well.
The Re-United States of America is the new America.
by 1234567890abcdefghij January 9, 2021
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Going to the polish museum of America

To have relations of a sexual nature.
Leah is going to the polish museum of america with me after the show.
by Favoriteanimalisbear November 17, 2021
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"In Watermelon Sugar" is an American

"once a potato arised out of the floor and said:
did you expect some sexifinitions to pop up ('sexifinitions' => weird term for sexual definition)
because if yes then then you ... you you you you like the average UB user
the potato illuminated them, they were to say this frase"
i definetly typed by hand" "In Watermelon Sugar" is an American " and looked what appear in my computer...
laughs
the urban dick-shannary is really funny ('dick-shannary' => a place where people play with little penises)
i think you need more of this by the way drink water and bye \/
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem October 22, 2022
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