Originating from the Word "Cap" but adding a little bit of spice.
When someone says a straight out lie that makes KFC's Mac and Cheese look like it could pass for your mama's home made goodness.
When someone says a straight out lie that makes KFC's Mac and Cheese look like it could pass for your mama's home made goodness.
Friend 1: Girl, I got a date with Jack Harlow tonight!!
Friend 2: That's Capparoni and Cheese my guy, ain'y no way you got a date with him.
Friend 1: I know I just wanted to see your reaction.
Friend 2: That's Capparoni and Cheese my guy, ain'y no way you got a date with him.
Friend 1: I know I just wanted to see your reaction.
by Capparoni And Cheese May 26, 2023
Get the Capparoni and Cheesemug. 
Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.
"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
by nevereveragain August 31, 2013
Get the cottage cheese slingshotmug. the phrase open up the cheese trap means everything and nothing. it can convey any emotion be used in any circumstance. it binds us it penetrates us. it was first uttered but the great braden jar-jar moore in the year 1123 A.D. after being set to be hanged for treason against high skibidi toilet council. right before he would fall and perish he spoke a phrase so simple and yet genius. after this he was thus set free and was deemed "king of all that is sigma". after 75 years of rule he passed on his rule to riley the bloody. he chose to spend the rest of his days in the mystical far off land of family guy 2 prop hunt. it is said he is still there to this day seeking enlightenment.
"open up the cheese trap 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯💥💥💥💥💥💥🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️😩😩😩😩😩😎😎😎😎😎🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑😈😈😈😈😈😈🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👍👍👍👍👍👍"
by b1lth July 10, 2024
Get the Open Up the Cheese Trapmug. by meowing tiger February 3, 2020
Get the Cheese Fuckermug. When dabi was making Mac n cheese he accidentally put hawks cum in it and it tasted delicious, so now he makes it every day.
Dabi: hey hawk
Hawk:hey dabi
Dabi:I accidentally messed up dinner today sry
Hawk: how could u mess up Mac n cheese *laughs*
Dabi: well it does taste really good though
Hawk:Your right it does taste delicious, but how did u mess it up
Dabi: I accidentally put ur cum in it
I also gave it a name, hawkaroni and cheese!
Both of them: *akwardly silent*
(Hawkaroni and cheese means Mac n cheese but instead of cheese it’s hawks cum)
Hawk:hey dabi
Dabi:I accidentally messed up dinner today sry
Hawk: how could u mess up Mac n cheese *laughs*
Dabi: well it does taste really good though
Hawk:Your right it does taste delicious, but how did u mess it up
Dabi: I accidentally put ur cum in it
I also gave it a name, hawkaroni and cheese!
Both of them: *akwardly silent*
(Hawkaroni and cheese means Mac n cheese but instead of cheese it’s hawks cum)
by DabiPerfection(Dino bitch October 5, 2021
Get the Hawkaroni and cheesemug. When you don't clean your foreskin and it becomes crusty and hardend, it will also become stretchy to the point that you can put it around any sized nut or bolt and allows you to freely grab your foreskin and twist the nut or bolt no matter how seized it is.
I was working on the tractor and couldn't get this damn pto to shift position, so I pulled out my trusty Jewish cheese rachet and repositioned it
by Secret spaghetti sauce March 17, 2025
Get the Jewish cheese rachetmug.