Zooted

Literally Brandon Green any night of the week

That dude hit the blunt so many times he was Zooted

by Grandowitexfenso March 30, 2019

Zooted

To be extremely caffeinated

"I just drank 3 americanos and I'm zooted

by zooty_boi April 8, 2019

Zootaloo

One of the many hilariously non-sensical words that comes out of Patrick Gremillion's mouth.

"Hello, welcome to The Philippines. Passports please?"

"Uh... ZOOTALOO!"

by cookinginchucks July 22, 2019

Zoot

Intoxicated on a type or drug or alcohol

Grant was zooted after smoking a large quantity mixture of meth and crack-cocaine.

by Zootiecoon July 28, 2019

Zoot Goggles

Stupid looking glasses you wear while you're high so it's harder to see your eyes.

Rosie '' Yo did you bring your zoot goggles I wanna smoke tn.''

by gotthismoneyonme September 1, 2019

Zooted

Something a jack ass would say when he’s describing something.

Yo my arms look zooted!

by sassy_sista September 6, 2019

zoot

British slang for a joint/spliff.
Mainly used to describe a weed joint, but can also be used for other drugs like PCP.

"oi bruv mans blazing a fat zoot innit"
"wicked blud, can u set me one too?"

by ahj03 September 15, 2019