Zero

Zero is less nothing but more not something or rather abscence of things (that allow the user to individuate matter in space and therefore make sense of the world.) Or it can be (in this particular case) the opposite of hero as in from zero to hero or vice versa.

"That chap needs to spend less time trying to define deeply complicated philosophical issues like zero and more time time trying to get a job."
"Your right, he's a real zero."

by OB August 28, 2005

Zero

someone who is dark, mysterious, and sexy. a girl or guy that everyone wants.

"that girl is such a zero, she makes my pants grow"

by boogaboogabitch July 15, 2007

zero-wheel-drive

A skateboard. Synonym commonly used to distance oneself from the stereotypic skateboarder's culture.

A: How did you get here?
B: Using my zero-wheel-drive
A: You mean, like, your skateboard?
B: Yeah, sort of...

by Richel Bilderbeek October 14, 2007

Coke Zero

All the price of high street cocaine, Zero of the effects

Head One: "...so how was that gram you bought for a ton on Saturday then mate? Banging?"

Head Two: "Na man, that was a proper knock mate! Did some, felt a bit of a twitch at the beginning, then nothing after that!"

Head One: "Mate, you got done! Looks like you got hit with some Coke Zero there geez!"

by zeddmeister September 1, 2013

size zero

skinny models that designer Victoria Beckham specifically banned from walking in her Spring 2011 catwalk presentation because she wants to be the only skinny bitch in the world.

Victoria sitting in the audition room, one skinny mode walks in, she whispers "omg who's that size zero bitch? is she skinnier than me?" then she yells "you're out skinny BITCH!"

by Rony911 September 18, 2010

Size Zero

Officially defined as a measure of clothing size. Size Zero measurements are as follows:

Bust: 32"
Waist: 24"
Low Hip*: 35.5"

* Defined as 9" below the waist

Primarily aimed at fashion concious parents of 8 - 10 year olds, who'd like their daughters to grow up fast and be "perfect".

The Size Zero fad has caught on with celebrities, Posh Spice being the most favoured example. When reported in the Tabloids the Size Zero fad is typically considered with distaste.

Unfortunately, impressionable teenagers - primarily females - are being caught up in the Size Zero fad, trying to follow after their heroine's footsteps.

Most respectable dieticians are known to believe that being a Size Zero is unhealthy, will shorten a persons life span and has been linked to osteoporosis.

You will find that while some men prefer Size Zero women, most do not; frequently referring to them as "far too skinny". Men like curves girls, know it.

Examples of Size Zero celebrities:

Posh Spice
Lindsay Lohan

by Tortured_Soul December 9, 2008

F-Zero

a machine that hovers on the ground and excels at the speed of sound,F-Zero was found by rich merchants to entertain people,it had dangers and people were angry about the dangers but then years later,they got used to them,F-Zero was made bye Nintendo,some people wish it was real

cars hovering on the track

by Mo April 15, 2004