Ear yogurt

When a lactose product like milk is left in the ear canal long enough to furment into yogurt. This will affect balance, smell, and sinus pressure causing head aches.

The smelly guy fell down due to his ear yogurt ...

by Chucknasty December 21, 2016

yogurt hole

Adj. : Describing a felatious vagina or anus that has been aggressively drenched with semen in such a way that the only way to describe it is a hole covered in yogurt.

"Did u see how i totally creampied that yogurt hole?"

"Ya you really covered that hole, whole!"

by Duck from the gunclub November 19, 2021

Tallest Yogurt

Rakeen weird

damn ur definitely the Tallest Yogurt, just like rakeen.

by iMouthSexGoats November 23, 2021

bone yogurt

seminal fluid, male ejaculate

come get some bone yogurt straight from the tap

by penisflytrap September 12, 2016

Yogurted

Getting yogurt thrown at your car.

Jaiden: I JUST GOT YOGURTED
Kevin: yo

by MicroP June 3, 2025

One eyed yogurt spitter

beating your meat

aka: "masturbating"

"did you seen the One eyed yogurt spitter"

by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

by Madetyro August 11, 2018