Ryan- I just saw Jared Wood in his new Bryce Harper jersey!
Caitlyn- Really! He just bought a Manny Maxhado jersey yesterday!
Caitlyn- Really! He just bought a Manny Maxhado jersey yesterday!
by Sarah Graysun :) March 7, 2019
Get the Jared Woodmug. The event of an erection in a moving automobile despite the lack of pornographic or copulative activity.
In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".
It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.
In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".
It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.
by chaosportalfilms January 27, 2010
Get the Driving Woodmug. "Im on the hunt for some man meat tonight ladies but I've still got my security wood on speed dial."
by Savingmybuttforsatan May 12, 2017
Get the security woodmug. Person 1: "Wow there is a huge storm coming in!"
Person 2: I know, the weather guy is getting a weather wood."
Person 2: I know, the weather guy is getting a weather wood."
by M1D1 August 21, 2014
Get the Weather Woodmug. The act of pouring a pint down your mates back and allowing it to flow through his hairy arse and into the recipients mouth laying underneath him.
by BiscuityBoy February 1, 2022
Get the through the woodsmug. A “Toby Woods” is a great friend with a great personality a “Toby Woods” is easily better than a “Harvey Woods”. A “Toby Woods” is also very funny and likeable if you know a “Toby Woods” you probably know a very funny and also likeable gentleman named “Brogan” or “maathusan”. I
by -•-_-•- March 13, 2020
Get the toby woodsmug. The most lovely and kind-hearted girl. Always smiling and always happy. Bubbly, joyous, fun to be around.
by wyd wyd wyd April 3, 2019
Get the Annabel Woodsmug.