whale tits

a heavyset woman, resembling the form of a whale, with overly large breasts.

Hey Chad, you should go make a move on whale tits over there. She is making me salty.

by Chad D January 22, 2008

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Bleached whale

A fat homosexual with dyed blonde hair.

Hey Gaz have you seen that bleached whale at the bar?

Yeah, I'm going to try and plow him. That okay with you?

Yeah, go for it, I'm more into bears.

Wicked, you should find a bear and we'll all go back to mine and have a group sesh. my house will be like a wildlife sanctuary... designed for filth.

by Liam J. Lewis November 12, 2011

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Whaled

When someone goes into you on a water slide. e.g the rapids, lots of people go down at the same time and someone gets crushed

Extreme Whaling: a very big person squishing you

Dude 1: aww dude, he just got whaled, did you see how squished he was?
Dude 2: yeah i know,those water slide rapids can be brutal

by MARVIN123 April 13, 2010

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sperm whale

A fat slut, somone with a loose snatch! see also; Sperm bank

that gemma has slept had more prick then an antique dart board! shes a proper sperm whale!

by BrettR June 26, 2006

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spearing the whale

Very complicated but first you need to put on a rain coat, then you'll need a kiddy pool, and of course the fattest, whitest chick you can find. After that you fuck the fat bitch in the pool. Now for the coup de grace, you kick her in the throat and listen to her moan and make whale noises, and finally you get the fuck out of there!

Rick: I went spearing the whale yesterday and i totally pwned that fat cunt.

Rob: Dude that's fucking disgusting.

Rick: I'll fucking kill you.

by john to the b February 7, 2008

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Whelen

The best lights and sirens manufacturer ever!
Brightest loudest and continually revolutionizing the business with led's strobes and sirens and switchpacks.

Wail!!! Scream!!!!!yelp.yelp.....Hear that? That was a Whelen for sure!

by Jag III November 13, 2004

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