A term used to describe a male who lacks basic male qualities or who behaves more like a female. This includes wearing tight clothing, wearing pink, lack of physical muscularity, weakness, using words such as omg, is unable to perform basic male tasks such as fixing a car or a sink, or is unable to assemble things. A weenie is also a man who overreacts in times of crisis or who is worthless during a disaster, such as an earhquake, a fire, or a hurricane.
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Cpl *R* hey man are you going to WTI with us next month? Cpl *J* No I just just got fucked by the"BIG GREEN WEENIE" and have two weeks to check out and find a new job.
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Get the weenie beenie mug.A term used when referring to dedicated fans of the rock band Ween. Weeners are often characterized by a bizarre fixation with the duo and interact regularly in the fan community.
Over at Hill's Ween forum, you can find some of the most demented Weeners around -- people unlike ourselves, willing to tattoo themselves with the almighty Boognish.
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