1.) The lone reporter in the ghost town of a newsroom after the five-day reporters head out to live normal lives. This reporter is responsible for anything that happens on Saturday and Sunday. Most of the time this means sending the reporter to a stupid event usually involving cute animals and children. This likelihood heightens during the summer months when festivals are rampant.
2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.
3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.
2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.
3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.
Reporter 1: Hey man, I'm going do something awesome this weekend. Do you wanna come with?
Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.
Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.
by reporter September 30, 2012
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Get the Weekend setter mug.The weekend long right of passage thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father for the first time. The party typically includes: fine aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion with micro beer and such and in a get away "guys only fashion", hour to hour events are based around lollygagging games and tom foolery that dudes enjoy and take delight in, all to divert attention away from the conscious fact that one of their close buddies will soon pull away from the pack and devote his attention to the needs of his family.
Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father for the first time. Slowly his buddies texted him back to congratulate him and ask when they could throw him a Manshower Weekend, to honor his ability to procreate.
by manfun January 18, 2012
Get the Manshower Weekend mug.A Weekend Junky is a person who would eat healthy food for most of the week, but when the weekend comes they eat nothing but junk food.
Like for weekdays their eating habits would be like a strict diet, while on the weekends they seem to toss that diet aside for just a couple of days then when Monday comes by again they are back on their diets.
Like for weekdays their eating habits would be like a strict diet, while on the weekends they seem to toss that diet aside for just a couple of days then when Monday comes by again they are back on their diets.
Tom: At work Veronica only eats vegetables, and cheese it is hard to believe she is a weekend junky.
by BKobayashi March 14, 2011
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Andrew thought that because he could punch someone in a club, that he was hard and could take on someone who actually had training and fighting experience. Being a Weekend Fighter, Andrew was wrong.
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Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”
Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”
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