Cooter web

An older womans grey snatch hairs that are mangy to the point where you have the pry them open in order to gain entry to the vagina.

An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.
Dude, I humped this granny and she had cooter web to the max!
by Elizzle Dizzle January 02, 2012
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Web Licker

The first person of the day on a biking or hiking trail that clears the spider webs - often by running into them.
It's great to ride the trail early in the morning, except being the web licker and having to remove spiders from your face.
by HMIB October 09, 2021
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web sheriff

A copyright douchebag that likes to keep children from doing their homework by removing videos.
Teacher: Go to this link at home (random link) it is critical for completing your exam.(for example a music test)

The student follows the link and the video has been removed by a certain web sheriff.
by Teatime X October 22, 2013
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Shattered web

When the crusty nut in your pants chips off and breaks to thousands of pieces
OMG, I forgot to nut outside my pants and now they've crusted up and there's shattered web everywhere
by Cloutos November 26, 2019
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Shooting Webs

Ukasyah means Spider in arabic
So everytime Ukasyah jacks off, he is basically Shooting Webs
Hamzah: Wtfuck you doing

Ukasyah: Shooting Webs
Hamzah: *Opens Mouth* AAAAA
by kikimak July 01, 2023
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web end

Derived from Webs as in shoes or feet, used to describe toes.
Watch what happens if you carry on, web end raaa up the hoop
by Keenest man alive June 15, 2021
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