VALORANT

the game we all love but at the same time hate but when you want to stop with the game you think by yourself i give to mutch fucking money to this game

kid1: he jim you come valorant
kid2: nah am not sexist racist and zesty

by electric_spectrum February 13, 2023

Valorant

A very enjoyable FPS game that takes dedication and time to learn. It is often hated for its likeness to similar FPS games, but that is no reason not to try it, as it is not only original enough to make its own stand, but is also unfairly judged, due to the fact that all FPS games are similar.

"I main the character Jett on valorant."

by anonymous February 19, 2023

Valcoholism

The act of playing Valorant while drunk, or with someone who is drunk. Likely because either party is addicted to both.

"Man, I can't believe I engaged in Valcoholism last night, and still gained 30 RR. I had a huge hangover this morning..."

by Octo8873 February 24, 2023

Valloweaster

The period starting in Halloween, surpassing Valentine’s Day and ending in the Easter holidays.

Term created by Brooklyn 99 creators Michael Schur and Doctor Dan Goor.

“It’s the Halloween heist!”
“Okay, last time didn’t go to plan. It’s the Valloween heist!”
“Okay, last two times weren’t great but it’s the valloweaster heist!!!!!”

by Tizertiger February 26, 2023

valjona

Valjona is an extremely beautiful girl. She is everyones go-to friend and is there for everyone at all times. She has a big heart. She might be a little dumb at some points though. She is kind, well known, generous, and the best person you will ever meet. She is very funny, talented, unique, and will always put a smile on your face no matter what.

1- “Hey look over there it’s Valjona!”
2- “Shes so cool I love her!!!!”

by ayeems March 2, 2023

Valorantitus

A fatal disease that makes people become romantically attracted to people who’s name starts with mar and ends with co. Other symptoms include playing mind washing video games

Did you hear? Gloria has Valorantitus

by Licensed Doctor Gate Wink March 31, 2023

Valorant'ing

jobless mens playing a shitty game

Person 1: Why are you not responding?
Person 2: Because i'm valorant'ing right now.

by tegi yarn April 16, 2023