Sugar uncles

When you have many men giving you sugar, and none of them are important enough to be called your sugar daddy.

I don't need a sugar daddy. I have three sugar uncles who take me on dates all the time.

by Ayemwiz January 9, 2017

Uncle Swag

The universal uncle that gives you advice on your swag. If you are not looking too your potential he (usually the role is taken up by a bro) will undoubtedly drop in and help out and maximize your swagger

Mark: "Sandals, crew socks, athletic shorts, flannel; ready to hit up some girls!"
Tom: "Dude you need some advice from Uncle Swag, try this instead..."

by guruforyou July 8, 2011

Uncle Jack

Accent with heavy emphasis on phlegm.

Almost sounds like there is a Y in front of every vowel and sounds very similar to Hebrew.

Cousin Shane: Uncle Jack! Wherye's Yeall Thye Pyunch!!!

Uncle Jack: LOAH!!!! PYUNCH!!!!

by RamboLurch December 18, 2009

Uncle Lori

noun- Woman who resembles a man, preferably a family member and lesbian.

Egojab's mom is a total Uncle Lori.

**Term best used at family events in casual conversation.

by sallem October 26, 2006

Uncle Watchamamacallit

Someone that is not really anyone.

- Who?
- Uncle Watchamamacallit

by Alex Panzer August 30, 2005

uncle beaner

uhn-col bee-ner; noun; the epitomy of lazy shit, otherwise known as a balding, fat, old man who rejects good looking women, to ejaculate on adams apples in Acuna.

" Hey that Uncle Beaner just turned down that hot blonde and went home with that fat chick from the donkey show,I think her name is Hector?"

by zuesbeans October 24, 2006

uncle dicky

some one intent on screwing you, wether physically mentally or financhiley,

Uncle Dicky really stuck it up my ass.

I had 100 bucks in my pocket, then I met uncle dicky.

Uncle dicky ruined my life, now I got a headache

by parker19777 December 3, 2006